A Smiths Tale
Right. Okay, stop me if you think you’ve heard this one before but I was waiting on my dinner, vegetarian of course because meat is murder. There was a sense of panic because apparently it was ready but how soon is now. I had been waiting for the boy with the thorn in his side to please, please, please let me get what I want which was my dinner but he was a handsome devil and said he was going to keep mine hidden. Yeah you already told me … that joke isn’t funny anymore. Yours Sincerely This Charming Man. - awesomeness submitted by alit1992
